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naked under his clothes
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02-26-2008 16:49 by
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letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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02-26-2008 18:44
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naked and playing twister with the cat .
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02-26-2008 20:03
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the girl next door...if you live next door to a whore house...
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02-26-2008 20:09 | Tags: Filtered
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pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack
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02-26-2008 20:12
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more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watchin' a donut roll down a hill..
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02-29-2008 01:41 by
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thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
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03-05-2008 09:30
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eating the papers inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain
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03-06-2008 17:25 by
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laying in the road dressed as a deer
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03-09-2008 11:13
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"sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
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03-10-2008 09:52
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joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
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03-12-2008 19:27 by
Sherif Ramadan
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legally dead for tax purposes
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03-14-2008 03:46
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throwing a clock out the window seeing if time really will fly...
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03-15-2008 20:31 by
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just not that into you.
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03-16-2008 02:58
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fed up of talking about himself in the 3rd person. Stupid (name)!
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03-17-2008 08:46
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beta testing your mom.
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03-19-2008 08:53 by
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"the kid next door's, imaginary friend"
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03-19-2008 09:55
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divulging his mind in the complexities of t... ooo look a kitty
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03-19-2008 19:52 by
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having trouble watering the plastic plants
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03-19-2008 23:24
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playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg
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03-20-2008 01:40 by
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