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If your ever wondering who your real friends are on facebook just delete your account and see who calls.
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Michael *You're
3 weeks ago

Insanity runs in my family..it practically gallops.
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LS Runs or gallops? Make up your mind!
1 month ago

Now IKEA is closing its plant and moving to Europe. So much winning....
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IKEA id a foreign-owned company. They have every right to do that.
1 month ago

That silly moment when your gas tank is on 'E' and you turn the music off like it's going to save gas
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Miss Y It does save gas. Where do you think the power comes from?
1 month ago

If you're mad about The Little Mermaid not being white, wait until you hear about Jesus.
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D-Man Everyone is talking about the new Little Mermaid, but Hollywood isn't going to convince me that a black woman was swimming underwater getting her hair wet...I know better than that!!!
2 months ago

Hey everyone. Remember to leave out a riffle and some Budweiser, this 4th of July eve, or Kid Rock won't bring you any fireworks.
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Wes What's a "riffle"?
2 months ago

I wonder what Mark Zuckerberg does to kill time?
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Kauai He robs Hawaiian Natives of their land
2 months ago

I start every day with Cap'n Crunch, and end every day with Captain Morgan because apparently I want to be a Pirate..
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Ha ha
2 months ago

At a blood bank, a nurse extracts the blood. Wouldn't it be nice if the nurse at the sperm bank did the extractions too?
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That sure would make me become a donor
2 months ago

Vegetarians don't eat meat but they want their food to look like meat. Got it.
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Don’t be a dik If you could have the same thing without all the suffering, why wouldn’t you?
2 months ago

The man who never apologizes, wants an apology. The irony is strong with this one.
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NoItsNot No it’s not.
3 months ago

A belt may hold up your pants but belt loops hold up the belt, so who's the real hero??
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Los8383 Mitch Hedbergs joke
3 months ago

I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that's a D you moron!
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Dan I posted this a few months ago. This website is nothing but a big repeat.
3 months ago

I put my fitbit on the refrigerator handle. Amazing, my daily activity has increased 10 fold....that's the ticket....
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Bindi Try putting it on the dogs collar. Even beter.
5 months ago

I would rather trust a billionaire who becomes a politician than a politician who becomes a billionaire.
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Tallmtnman Or one that became a multi-millionaire, right?
5 months ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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14 - 17 still illegal.
5 months ago
JW She was actually 17...
5 months ago

Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
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No, #walkaway makes to much sense. But thanks anyway bro. 👍
5 months ago

Had the most amazing dream of my life last night I feel as if was like a revelation that could change my life and possibly the lives of millions of people around the world for the better forever! if I could just remember what it was about?
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Was the dream about stealing this status this same status that was posted a couple weeks ago?
5 months ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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Cyndi It's bad but back years ago that's the way it was girls were wives at 14 but never in history wait OK to rape 100s of little boys over and over
5 months ago
Truman Chuck Berry?
5 months ago

Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.
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Easy way to remember what way to set your clocks is: SPRING FOWARD, FALL BACK.
5 months ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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Then there’s Jerry Lee Lewis.
5 months ago

Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
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#walkawayfromwalkingaway
6 months ago
#walkaway
6 months ago

I'm hoping the next big Trend will be modesty.
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Right!!!
6 months ago

Just because school isn't for you, doesn't mean rapping is.
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I hate rap.
6 months ago

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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Say hi to Napoleon.
6 months ago

I would rather trust a billionaire who becomes a politician than a politician who becomes a billionaire.
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Karen O I would like to see the tax returns of any President claiming to be a Billionaire
6 months ago

Only resort to violence if necessary like if a coworker says "another day in paradise".
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So true.
6 months ago

When you work hard, save your money, go out and buy that expensive thing you've always wanted, then your lazy friend says "Must be nice."
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^^ Yeah, IDTN did.
6 months ago
^^ I see someone has chosen hate over love.
6 months ago

At a blood bank, a nurse extracts the blood. Wouldn't it be nice if the nurse at the sperm bank did the extractions too?
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I guess that when it comes to the morality over choosing love over hate, IDTN chooses hate.
6 months ago

Hey Jussie, everyone makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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^^ original or not, I think it's funny as hell! Crybaby boy! Lmao!
6 months ago

I'm so old that the only room I can go into and remember why is the bathroom.
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Image-status.com 'Sometimes, being hurt too many times, doesn't make you stronger, it destroy who you were, who you wanted to be and makes who you are today.''
6 months ago

That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
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^^ Do I know know? This is the first time I talked to you.
6 months ago
^^ Maturity is severely lacking here. Mostly on your part. I thought I'd hand some back to ya. Here's for ALL the times you've done the same thing to me. **cheers** ....and thanks for proving my point that you DO cry.
6 months ago
^^way to answer my question like a mature individual.
6 months ago

Yo Jussie...this $3,500 check bounced!
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Jim Acosta's Ego Hillary was the cause of 9/11.
6 months ago

That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
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^^ Do you not cry?
6 months ago
^^^ Does he not lie?
6 months ago
^^ With your name games and Jussie's hoax, I think it's fair to say that liberals do more than their fair share of lying.
6 months ago

Yo Jussie...this $3,500 check bounced!
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At 2:57. It was genuine.
6 months ago
At2:50pm It's not always going to be fair man. A liberal bullied and punched a Trump supporter on campus recently because he held a sign. This will not be blown up by the media. I'm fine with that. It's not always going to be fair but that doesn't mean people should be called racists when that happens. That's my point.
6 months ago
^ Was that sarcastic or genuine?
6 months ago
^ Sure
6 months ago
At 2:17 Yes I did go to college. So WTF do you mean by that? I wasn't properly indoctrinated? And what if monkeys flew out my a$$? No, if it was carried out it would have been worse. But the world doesn't react to, what ifs? Dumba$$!
6 months ago
[at]1:51 PM Trump could at least be unbias towards the white people and condemn the white supremacist. Just throw us a bone here. We need equally for all, even if you don't believe in it.
6 months ago
^^^ What if the premeditated crime was carried out? Would you still say what Jussie did was worse? I bet you never went to college.
6 months ago

Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...
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JW You first...
6 months ago
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