Funny Status Message #228
X is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.

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GET A LIFE!
Wednesday April 21, 2010 @ 01:33 AM
Wednesday April 21, 2010 @ 01:33 AM
Hey! u should be ashamed.. that one isn't nice.. wwjd
Wow whats wrong with people
Friday May 14, 2010 @ 07:19 PM
Friday May 14, 2010 @ 07:19 PM
Learn how to take a joke! everyone makes religious jokes and racial jokes so calm your tits!!
Thats all
have a nice day= )
Chels
Friday July 23, 2010 @ 02:25 AM
Friday July 23, 2010 @ 02:25 AM
Hehehe classy. I like
What they said. --^
Friday September 17, 2010 @ 03:44 AM
Friday September 17, 2010 @ 03:44 AM
Haha they said calm your tits... win.
Wow
Monday September 20, 2010 @ 02:41 AM
Monday September 20, 2010 @ 02:41 AM
I agree with GET A LIFE if you dont believe in what he did thats your problum you shouldnt make religious jokes about it... wwjd
Hilarious
Thursday October 7, 2010 @ 12:23 PM
Thursday October 7, 2010 @ 12:23 PM
HAHAHAHA That is friggin brilliant! This should be ranked number one.
Bigturd
Monday October 25, 2010 @ 01:02 AM
Monday October 25, 2010 @ 01:02 AM
God gave you a sense of humor... use it nerds
ImaChristianthough
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 02:09 AM
Tuesday October 26, 2010 @ 02:09 AM
I don't think this is disrespectful just not funny
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Tuesday April 6, 2010 @ 06:15 PM
Nice rip off of the TFLN, but it's supposed to be along the lines of "So what if Jesus turned water into wine, I turned a whole semesters tuition into Natty Ice. Your move holy man."