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Its so cute how we assume referee are going to be 100% neutral and objective in games/matches totally forgetting that they are just human like you and me. 
The majority of my childhood was spent naming one of my settlers in Oregon Trail after an enemy then doing all I could to help them die of dysentery
There are two types of people in this world: People who like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...and complete and utter monsters.
Just spent 5 minutes looking for the like button in an email....
I wanted to put my hair in a bun,, but the hairdresser was all out of sourdough... (giant cane trys to pull me off stage,, but I backflip over it)
Ever notice the bleeped out every word R2D2 said in Star Wars?
I guess someone hacked in and changed the format...
"What have I done?!!.... EVERYBODY RUN !!" -Creator of the boomerang
If you dont like being a door mat....then get off the floor
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
Ouija boards were the first touchscreens
Any Woman that keeps her Kid from they Father is a Dead Beat mother too!!!
"went from being single" to "being single like a boss".
Whoa! I just took a big, stinky Muhammad. Luckily, I've got a nice, porous Koran to wipe my arse with
Irony - Getting your girlfriend pregnant on a pull out couch!
according to my wife, the only time I've ever been right was when I said I was wrong...
Wondering, Don't you idiot Desert Dwellers realize Americans are watching Football today and could give a $hit less about your protest.. @wasteofenergy
Advice of the day: Don't go trick or treating at the bank. They get freaked out. Especially when it's not Halloween
Remember when we needed to look up a word, we had to go thru a dictionary, like the book form, not Google. What the fck was that all about?
Ladies, leave the football related posts to us boys and we'll leave the laundry posts for you... 