Monday Funny Status Messages

   I hate Monday's...... and condoms.

   Monday is like a math problem. Add irritation, subtract sleep, multiply problems & divide happiness. I hate Mondays!

   says, "Hello Monday..." the same way Jerry Seinfeld says, "Hello Newman..."

   Show me on this doll where the evil Monday touched you.

   getting drunk on Saturday is like going to work on Monday. Its just something you have too do.

   Monday is like a kid having sex for the first time...it came too soon!

   Looking forward to Egg Salad Monday.

   I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.

   Another good feeling. Waking up and realizing that it's sunday and not monday morning. AAAAAH......zzzzzzz.

   Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future....

   I can understand the right to protest. What I don't understand is why everyone had Christmas Lists in their hands. Oh yeah..... Looting Monday.....

   Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."

   Just saw a "dance" pole listed on Craigslist at 10pm Monday, Feb. 14th…opened but not used…unappreciated Valentine gift?

   Today the rest of you women don't matter til' Monday...and when Tuesday rolls around a couple of you still won't matter.

   If Friday ever came up missing... than more than likely Monday had something to do with it!

   This has been the worst Monday since last Monday.

   I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .

   Monday. What a horrible way to start the week.

   • Do you know one good thing about Monday? ...I can't think of anything either. OK Monday, here I come.

   Celebrating "Thank-The-Lord-That-Stupid-Brown-Thursday-Black-Friday-Cyber-Monday-Marketing-Crap-Is-Over" Tuesday.