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   messageicon WOW! I can't believe the Guard who was guarding Jeffery Epstein was killed in an automobile accident - Tomorrow or Monday!
←Rate | 08-11-2019 16:00 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Savings Time: I say start it on a Monday at 5 pm. You wouldn't lose the hour on Sunday, and it would shorten Monday.
←Rate | 03-08-2017 07:50 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got big plans for the weekend. If things go well, come Monday morning I'm gonna need a chiropractor, a psychiatrist, a priest and bail money.
←Rate | 05-09-2017 07:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come today is Monday when yesterday was only Friday??
←Rate | 12-03-2012 06:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Friday" is an old Indian word that means "Just two more days until Monday."
←Rate | 10-13-2017 06:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.
←Rate | 07-30-2010 15:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
←Rate | 03-29-2010 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Today its Sunday" Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you"ll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh..Monday, so we meet again... You dirty b*tch
←Rate | 06-07-2010 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you listen very carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws.
←Rate | 08-01-2010 11:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's "Friday Night" Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"
←Rate | 08-01-2011 13:21 by Palas Panja Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:54 by SKoop Comments (0)  


   messageicon My April Fools' Day prank at airport security did not go well. You may not see me Monday.
←Rate | 04-01-2011 18:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Monday and Tuesday sucked. But, with the right mix of caffeine, alcohol and mushrooms, Wednesday doesn't even have to happen at all.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 14:59 by Aaron Comments (16)  


   messageicon Looking on the bright side, if the Mayans are right, this is the last Monday we'll ever have to deal with.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 17:51 by JMartin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki is going to be hosting WWE raw on monday. Finally, a good match for Hornswoggle
←Rate | 03-09-2011 13:31 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Practicing my "Eye Rolling" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 12:19 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’ll like to brag that after 12 Years of marriage, I still have sex with my wife almost every day! Almost on Monday Almost on Tuesday Almost on Wednesday Almost on Thursday Almost on Friday Almost on Saturday Almost on Sunday.!
←Rate | 04-19-2020 11:15 Comments (0)  




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