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   messageicon If you've ever used the word welp, there's no need for the rainbow flag.
←Rate | 04-19-2022 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Landline phones never get destroyed in washing machines.
←Rate | 05-06-2022 03:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever think for yourself? CNN viewer: “No, I have television for that.”
←Rate | 05-14-2022 03:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the FBI going to raid the house of the reporter who published the Alito opinion? Or is that just reserved for the reporters who got Ashley Biden’s diary.
←Rate | 05-11-2022 00:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gaslighting ~ people who try to control others through manipulation will often accuse you of behaviors that they are engaged in themselves. A classic manipulation tactic ripped right from the leftist playbook.
←Rate | 05-30-2022 00:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
←Rate | 08-05-2022 02:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning, I saw your Biden yard sign, so I know you’ll buy whatever kind of crap I’m selling.
←Rate | 06-26-2022 00:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Goats are like ducks, if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters, c’mon man.” ~ Joe Biden
←Rate | 05-28-2022 01:35 by Trump_Fan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hide inside your friend’s toothpaste tube to give them a mysterious minty fresh surprise.
←Rate | 05-04-2022 00:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Grown men who call their parents mommy and daddy can kill you with their bare hands and won’t even say a cuss word while they’re doing it.
←Rate | 07-06-2022 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fauci recommends stopping spread of Monkeypox by covering eyes, ears and mouth.
←Rate | 05-24-2022 05:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you remember Jan. 6th last year? Yeah, 2.19 a gallon.
←Rate | 04-29-2022 23:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon LGBTQ=Lets Get Biden To Quit !
←Rate | 06-09-2022 21:44 by lightbulb76 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Impressing a girl who owns cats on our date by eating so fast I throw up.
←Rate | 04-15-2022 01:57 by Captain_Robert56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no such thing as having too much cheese.
←Rate | 05-06-2022 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you happen to see an FBI agent wearing one of Melania’s dresses, post a photo of him.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry friend, but your latest post didn't gargle Zuckerberg's balls.
←Rate | 02-24-2022 02:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A donation of 14 billion has been made to eastern Europe in your name. Thanks.
←Rate | 04-01-2022 02:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the immediate future I think we should show Coffee some respect and stop calling it a "Cup of Joe."
←Rate | 06-05-2022 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Biden is the answer, how stupid is the question?
←Rate | 05-20-2022 05:23 Comments (0)  



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