Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Being forced to watch the Feds spend billions of your tax dollars on a corrupt foreign war while struggling with record high inflation.

   You didn’t think the left would give up their thought police monopoly without a fight, did you? ~ Feds open investigation into Elon Musk.

   If you’re taller than 6 foot, your pronouns are fi-fi-fo-fum.

   If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

   Accomplishing the impossible means the boss will add it to your regular duties.

   A trans four year old is like a vegan cat. We know who is making the choices.

   I follow the call of the disco ball.

   The greatest thing that we can do for our children, is to abolish the department of education and toss it on the ash heap of history.

   In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

   Adult videos gives young people an unrealistic idea of how fast a plumber will come to your house.

   If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.

   If you think you have it tough, read history books.

   My current mood would not get a good Yelp review.

   The View: Vicious, Insane, Egotistical, Woman.

   Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.

   The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

   People aren’t really mad when you say, “Let’s Go Brandon.” They’re mad because you’re having fun when they spent four years being angry and joyless.

   Son: Mom, what does “woke” mean? Mom: It’s a parents shocking realization that her kids are being taught extremist bull-crap.

   Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

   Innocent child dies horrifically. Oompa Loompas: Time for a song and dance.