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a Figment of your imagination
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03-20-2008 02:57
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"Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"
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03-20-2008 02:58 by
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"an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
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03-20-2008 17:15
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in the mood for a hushpuppy so he told his dog to be quiet
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03-21-2008 23:31 | Tags: Filtered
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wondering how she can go forward when she doesn't know which way she's facing
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03-22-2008 12:13 by
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catching pokemon
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03-28-2008 17:13 by
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what Willis is talkin' about
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03-29-2008 17:40 by
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rejecting your reality and substituting his own.
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03-31-2008 09:56
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leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling
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03-31-2008 22:12
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may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock
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04-01-2008 13:07
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on your mind at this very moment
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04-07-2008 02:50 by
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having zero tolerance for the lactose intolerant
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04-07-2008 07:21
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doin it and doin it and doin it well
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04-07-2008 19:06 by
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a Jedi. Obviously.
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04-09-2008 01:58
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not suitable for minors!
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04-09-2008 02:05
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facing the book
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04-09-2008 06:32 by
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following the yellow brick road
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04-10-2008 17:53 by
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running with scissors!
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04-10-2008 19:51
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has just finished installing a flux compacitor in his DeLorean and is headed back to 1985
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04-12-2008 12:22
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under your bed
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