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"Barcelona expected to win. They have had an incredible surprise at the San Siro. Then we understood... they had fear". - Jose Mourinho 
giving a warning to America.... Wayne Rooney.
"The sweetest age in the world is sixteen, or whatever age your daughter is."
life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning how to dance in the rain!
thinks that the worst part about not being able to log into Facebook is not having a place to complain about not being able to get on Facebook.
The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel... Any idiot can feel pain... Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses...
trying to type correctly but lack of sleep and too much wine don't help
just given murderous primatives the power of fire!
If a person offends you, do not resort to extremes, simply watch your chance and hit them in the head with a brick.
going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!
Forget a 5 star chick... I rather have a 6 flag chick... More flags more fun!!!
Paul the octupus will be a hero if Spain wins the football worldcup!!!
Don't call my name, Cilantro!
WOW did you ever really look at the word "manslaughter"? Mans Laughter, that's just sick... LOL
seriously doubting that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about
This just in, Paul the octopus is dead. Paul was "asked" if Farve was going to stay retired. Witnesses report that Paul changed color's rapidly, vibrated slightly and then exploded.
wants a snuggie made out of shamwows
fell asleep at the wheel while driving...started dreaming of the same road that I was on...except I was in a different car..thank god I was dreaming in real time.
First they say that the Constitution guarantees privacy and then they send your Report card to your parents.
Enjoy life and don't think about it. There's nothing we can do but have fun with what time we have. 