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bringing sexy back.
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an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
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carbon based.
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out spoiling his liver.
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a disaster waiting to happen.
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fighting ninja's.
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200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
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"not the issue here, Dude."
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coming to theater near you.
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doing the truffle shuffle
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"never on schedule, but always on time."
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taking the special bus.
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trying to integrate the derivatives around him !!
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the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
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walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
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poking you with a spork
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"wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""
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making babies
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havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
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a mystery you'll never solve
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