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If they are taking all the letters of the alphabet, what will we use? 
My behavior during the Pandemic should earn me the Nobel Peace Prize
87% of parenting is yelling, “DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE,” from a different room.
I went to the store to buy some invisible tape but I didn't see any.
Here’s a little song I wrote about being old in the summer it’s called “Sunburn on My Bald Spot” and a one and a two
That feeling when you must evacuate your bowels after drinking fermented tea should be called spontaneous kombucha.
Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs.
there a deadbeat son-in-law of all bombs somewhere complaining about his mother-in-law of all bombs?
I say, Tiffany Cormier has some pretty interesting things to say.
"You complete me" ~ Me talking to my phone charger.
When people say; I was thinking, Most weren't really.
:) Fun fact: Coca cola (coke) and other cola drinks would be green if not for the caramel coloring they add to it.
OK. So I danced like no one was watching. I need bail money.
A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
My awkward silences are just warm up for my awkward conversations.
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons . . . other times they just chase me down the street after I steal money from their wallets.
Don’t tell me I can do anything I set my mind to. You don’t know me.
Just want to wish everyone a happy new year!....in case you missed the million posts before this one saying the same thing.
I tried to order plain Jello at a restaurant and it was fruitless. 