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Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet 
From the size of the crowd I would say wrong again .
Elon Musk should be awarded the Gold Medal of Freedom.
Love may be blind, but It doesn't have to be stupid.
Big misunderstanding: I wish someone had told me ahead of time that I wasn’t required to disrobe at a “Gender Reveal Party”.
30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
I need to start eating healthy but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me
Hey kids, try the real Tide challenge. Get off your butt and wash your own clothes and fold them.
As a parent you always worry that you want to raise your children to be productive members of society......and then you go to Walmart.
The problem with a President Oprah is a Vice President Dr. Phil and a Surgeon General Dr. Oz.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad died. He was 91. Funeral will be held as soon as we figure out how to put his coffin together.
Facebook needs to make a "Slap you in the face with a dictionary" button
NBA All Star Game: Fergie sang that National Anthem so bad, Collin Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the Anthem like that.
This dentist just told me I need a crown, and it's a relief to finally start getting some recognition around here.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it my illegal logging operation is a success.
At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.
Actually I don't think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
ME: “We have a problem, the liquor store is closed.” HER: “That's ok, I don’t drink.” ME: “Ok we have two problems.”
Just swallowed a probiotic with a vodka tonic in case anyone is looking for a health coach.
My son screamed like a little girl when he saw a spider so no paternity test was needed.
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