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Apparently grabbing your girlfriends boob, flattening it with your hands and yelling Surprise Mammogram isn't as fun for women than it is for men . 
Another celebrity just died this year....RIP Ronda Rousa Boxing Career
It is times like this that make me laugh at people from the south.Hurricanes & tornados, people still go to work, Snow, deserted streets and empty grocery stores.
Negative People irks my nerves.. worry about yourself... maybe you're not getting promoted cuz you so negative!!!!
I've stopped brushing my teeth in preparation for St. Patty's Day
No matter how much you shake your peg...... The last drop always goes down your leg.
Did you hear. DEMI LOVATO New song? Sober not Sober
Since 1/20/17 I feel like I'm in the 1988 movie "The Live" and I'm one of the few people with a pair of the sunglasses.
It’s so cute when billionaire philanthropists donate less than 1%. Bless their hearts.
When my mother in-law said she wants to be creamated. I immediatley made her an appointment for next week.
Ice bank mice elf.. say it real fast 10X
if this 2nd stimulus goes through, I want this payment in pennies so I can swim in it like Scrooge McDuck
Confucius say, man who gets high on rock, gets stoned.
Okay. So they can make fake meat out of plants. Try really impressing us and make a watermelon out of a London Broil.
I put the thingamajig in the whatchamacallit and turned doohickey and wuteveritis still doesn't work. Any ideas?
Remember, it’s not actually a coup unless it comes from the coup d'état region of france, otherwise it’s just a sparkling authoritarian takeover.
Can someone please go to MeWe and Parlor and wish them a Merry Christmas.
If women aren’t meant to cook then why do they have milk and eggs inside their bodies
NETFLIX Bird Box about an English ladie's privates?
The cashier asked if I'd like my milk in a bag to whom I replied "No thanks, I think it would be easier to carry home in the container." 