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n't it a coincidence that KFC came out with the Double Down Chicken Sandwich just days before 4/20? Come on, a stoner def came up with that! Two pieces of fried chicken, bacon, and cheese. Def stoner food. 
my girl said she needed some space, so I shipped her off to NASA
I'm so hungry I could eat the A$$ end out of a rag doll.
Now that we've separated all the crazies into "Tea Party" and "Occupy Wall Street," can us normals just get on with our lives?
Toilet was stolen out of City Hall yesterday. Police say they have nothing to go on!
GHETTO word of the day:CHINO, Chino like it when I spend my whole paycheck on beer
Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A: FULL!!!
Seismologists have confirmed the cause of the quake in DC today was the Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves!
If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.
MSN News: Hippo caught on camera chasing boat. I think you'll find it was my wife, and she was Waterskiing.
says the best answer to "(S)he died? What happened?" is "They stopped breathing"
My mom woke me up today at 2, I was so hung over, she told me I needed to get a job, I told her I got 3 last night.
What if... what if dogs love us so much because they know we're made of bones.
"the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
My teacher gave me an F today on my paper, because she said the Bible wasn't a reliable source
Man it boggles the mind why some retards even educated ones for that matter still continue to buy into these bogus faith healers' cons. People need to accept that healing ended with Jesus and everyone else is just a con-artist who should be arrested.
Stupid kidney stones ! I was just rubbing one out and shot the cat.
friends are like potatos,if you eat them they die
I want to thank my trusted speech writers: Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.
Hearing those four little words always makes my day. “Your order just shipped.” 