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The Steelers have enough Rings to become a Planet!!! 
Irony: People waving Confederate flags telling others, "get over it, you lost".
According to a new study, millennials are waiting longer to have sex. Because, unlike my generation, they have to watch a 30-second ad first.
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
The best time of day for a prostate exam is 6:30 because both hands are at the bottom.
Just because you people don't have originality doesn't mean you have to hate on ours. Make your own status you freakin nazi's!
i like the idea of shutting up but sorry that’s not for me-Gary K.
How come when they kill a fetus during conception it's an abortion, but if it's a chicken, its an omelette....or scrambled eggs?
How many cuckold convervatives does it take to stop a dictator? Answer: None. They would rather sit at home and jerk off to one..
wishing God Almighty a happy birthday! They grow up so fast!
If celebs die in 3's... I hope Sarah Jessica Parker goes next... shes a horse face and a false prophet. Oh and everyone dies at the end of Sex 2!
If the animals are doing it, it must be the right thing - homo logic
naked in the shower. (You're welcome ladies.)
I'm going to take my new laptop back to the shop today. I've just noticed that the I, O, X and H keys are upside down.
Driving 32 miles to buy the same apples I could get 50% cheaper at the local grocery store 1 mile from my place is the reason why I absolutely love Autumn.
We must learn to accept things. Such as Biden winning the presidency and the fact that it was a sham.
Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus.
When the mechanic said I 'blew a seal', I was afraid he referring about that summer I worked at Sea World but it turns out it's some car thing. 🤭
Thank god the U.S. election is over......I almost forgot who Kim Kardashian West is !!
Got a new puppy, due to an accident he has no legs, we named him Stay. He has only learned 1 trick. 