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   messageicon Giving Obama credit for the killing of Osama Bin Laden is like giving the flower credit for producing honey.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
←Rate | 04-21-2011 19:43 by Bob Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out, Microsoft bought skype for $$8.5Mil??? Idiots !!!! I knw Bill Gates has the money, but that fool could have downloaded it for freee !!
←Rate | 05-14-2011 05:12 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Golden State Warriors are losing the NBA championship on purpose because they don't want to visit the White House.
←Rate | 06-10-2019 01:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know why Asian couples can't have there own Caucasian baby?? Because 2 wongs don't make a white.
←Rate | 11-22-2010 17:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Oprah your shows over,,,go to the dam gym ,, and try and lose some weight already,,,!!!
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In what world does a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese serve 4 people?
←Rate | 05-19-2021 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never in my life seen a Tattoo and said "wow, that looks classy" All a tattoo is, is a "LOOK AT ME" statement
←Rate | 08-31-2014 17:50 Comments (2)  


   messageicon When black men pick cotton... All I can think of is the good ol' days! Praise Jesus.
←Rate | 04-28-2014 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sephora is my favorite place to fart.
←Rate | 07-13-2023 12:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tom Brady woke up this morning and his deal with the debil has ended. His team is over, is wife is Rosie O'Donnell and he's developed an allergy to lobster.
←Rate | 02-05-2018 07:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon 23 million?.. To put that in perspective, if you laid them all end to end,,, you can just bury them easier.
←Rate | 05-25-2017 23:56 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nearly 7K people die every day in the US alone. If you aren't one of them, thank your God, STFU and keep grinding!
←Rate | 06-20-2017 12:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are three ducks on a pond and you shoot one how many would be left on the pond? None. The other two would fly away after hearing the gun shot.
←Rate | 10-14-2017 22:23 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:36 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon every guy has got that one pair of socks with a hole and that big toe sticking out.
←Rate | 01-18-2017 01:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll be at tomorrows inauguration. Don't folks, I'll bring back some real funny demi-crats status stuff.
←Rate | 01-19-2017 05:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?
←Rate | 03-07-2017 20:17 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melania and Kellyanne look like someone took two attractive models, and then smooshed their faces around until they didn't quite look right.
←Rate | 03-21-2017 16:52 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish they'd open bowling alleys back up. We trailer trash need something to do too, you know.
←Rate | 05-15-2020 07:39 Comments (0)  



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