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I guess I should come up with a plan B in case the murderer that breaks into my house figures out how to get this blanket off of me. 
wondering what to do. I used my last Post-It Note and have no idea how to remind myself to get more...
Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Why are the first tissues the hardest to get out of the box? I just need one, not ten...
The number one song on the day I was born was "Who cares" by the "Waste of times".
It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
Just another day in paradise, minus the paradise...
Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just want to deposit their check with a mask on, like me.
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the neighbours chase me back inside.
My hubby is on suicide watch ... All because I reminded him that we vowed to be together 'Til Death do us part'!
Regardless of how much it snows...there is always a guy trying to drive around in his no-wheel drive camero or mustang
I wear glasses because I like to dramatically remove them to display anger. It was awkward doing that with contact lens...
Ahhhh My Facebook wall filled with pics of new lap tops, cellphones, cameras and countless trips to the tattoo parlor. There is either a sale at Walmart or its Tax time in America!
<~~When I die I don't want to be in a casket at the Funeral Home..I want them to prop me up sitting in the front row just to mess with people as they walk in ;)
The more you know, the less you need to say.
Trying to be less negative but it'll never work.
When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else.
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often.
I thought 4 cups of coffee might make me feel less stabby but it just made me want to stab faster and more accurately
Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held. 