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   messageicon If you don't go after it, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you dont step forward, you'll always be in the same place.
←Rate | 04-19-2011 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was once told by a farmer that thongs are like barb-wire fence. It protects the property without blocking a great view.
←Rate | 05-14-2011 20:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Facebook starts showing how many times you viewed somebody\'s profile, were all damn screwed.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason Rump Roast is called Rump Roast because nobody would eat it if it was called Cow Ass
←Rate | 07-04-2011 19:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you're fired"
←Rate | 07-28-2011 05:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 21:23 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you want people to accept you as you are? Or do you want them to like you?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 14:26 by Will Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taco Party outside Bill's office Right now!
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:41 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sex is the price women pay for marriage,and marriage is the price men pay for sex
←Rate | 02-13-2011 23:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it takes you more than an hour to answer a text message I will assume that you're dead.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 11:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone says "Expect the unexpected" I get the urge to smack them and say "It's not as good as it sounds, is it?"
←Rate | 02-26-2011 17:16 by shoesan Comments (0)  


   messageicon that a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a 'friend' that is ALWAYS in need is getting on my nerves.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 18:01 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that I have to take medication to stop myself from slapping people who need to take medication?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 23:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The VMA's is the only day out of every year that MTV pretends to care about music.. Then its back to the pregnant teens, jersey people in italy, and sweet 16 birthday parties
←Rate | 08-29-2011 06:08 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still waiting for my chance to shout "UNHAND me you fools!!" as security escorts me off the premises.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 06:01 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once.
←Rate | 05-24-2011 17:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have ever bought clothes to match the color of your crocs you need to seriously rethink your life.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me? Or are the three finalists at the end of Funniest Home Videos never the funniest?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 07:20 by Timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be funny to make your facebook status "OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKS" and then 5 minutes later make another facebook status that says "Well, I'm gonna test out this time machine",
←Rate | 11-05-2011 17:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can learn a lot about a woman from the top dresser drawer beside her bed....
←Rate | 11-07-2011 12:43 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  



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