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First Mitt, now the Twinkie. Farewell, spongy, bland, artificial remnants of another era... 
there is a drug available to cure homosexuality... Cyanide
my stomach is going "grr". does it hate me?
Did you hear about the gay dwarf? He came out of the cupboard.
U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown
it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
I wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met any of Andy's Mom's toys. They probably have the same names.
got new a deodorant ..Instructions say remove top and push up bottom.. My a$$ hurts but every time I fart the room smells great.
Can't we all just get a bong?
Personally, I'm a big fan of wind mills.... Get it??
Former Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan was arrested today on a DUI.....She blew 8.6, 7.8, 5.6, 6.7 and the cop.
Happy International Women's Day :) Now go make me a sandwich, cause it ain't going to make it self. Chop Chop :)
Anyone else see the ISIL talking about ISIL
The biggest problem in society today is that there is an entire generation of younger people that have never been punched in the face.
Dear Advertisers – white heterosexuals still use fabric softener, buy insurance and walk their dogs.
I may be getting older, but I remember back in my day, if you took pics of yourself to show all your mates, you were a faggot.
Have you noticed that the "&" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?
Duct tape: Turning NO!, NO!, NO! into mmm, mmm, mmm.
Every illegal immigrant we catch here...We should harvest their stem cells, organs, bone marrow, bones,skin,and Eyes...Bet they won't be so froggy to jump the boarder when they see a guy with a dialysis machine standing there saying I want his kidneys!!!!
why is that when you don't agree with anything Obama is doing his "fans" always come back with lame remark about Bush just cause you dont like Obama doesnt mean you are pro Bush ignorant fools. 