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   messageicon Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 14:46 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon From the way Vancouver goalie Roberto Loungo is playing in the Stanly Cup, it appears that he watched too much of the NBA Finals and wants to change his name to LeBron-go...
←Rate | 06-15-2011 21:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daddy I may find my Prince but you wil always be my King....Happy fathers day!!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 04:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes she was as funny in real life as she is on facebook
←Rate | 06-26-2011 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read a story about how Justin Bierber likes to wear woman's jeans. I guess his package must be too small to need crotch room.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
←Rate | 09-22-2011 00:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, I will stay with you through thick and thin…. but preferably thin.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 11:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to buy Hannah Montana movie off Amazon com it said users who bought this also purchased hand lotion and tissues.
←Rate | 08-24-2011 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 19:17 by Downey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugh Hefner has totally ruined blond jokes for me. Inside of every blond joke there's a Hugh Hefner joke dying to be told.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 10:54 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
←Rate | 09-11-2011 19:14 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We Bought A Zoo" looks like the weakest of the Bourne movies.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 10:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon it weird that we eat dead things to stay alive?
←Rate | 12-12-2011 22:50 by Fat Alec Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Tupac is alive and we are all holograms?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 14:14 by nick Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's not you, it's me" - me, explaining "awesome"
←Rate | 05-01-2012 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My buddy just told me that I jump every time my girlfriend says jump. That's just stupid, I'm white and everyone knows white men can't jump.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 14:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey people in cavilers, you have a 4 cylinder! I have an 8, stop trying to race me.....
←Rate | 11-04-2011 22:23 by Jackbrass Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies: Don't ever cry when it's over, be grateful that you dodged that bullet and laugh at what the next b!tch has to put up with.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 03:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon farting in a plastic bag and selling it to kids
←Rate | 03-13-2012 09:33 Comments (0)  



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