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Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!! 
From the way Vancouver goalie Roberto Loungo is playing in the Stanly Cup, it appears that he watched too much of the NBA Finals and wants to change his name to LeBron-go...
Daddy I may find my Prince but you wil always be my King....Happy fathers day!!!
wishes she was as funny in real life as she is on facebook
I just read a story about how Justin Bierber likes to wear woman's jeans. I guess his package must be too small to need crotch room.
"That's The Night That The Lights Went Out In Georgia"
Girl, I will stay with you through thick and thin…. but preferably thin.
I was going to buy Hannah Montana movie off Amazon com it said users who bought this also purchased hand lotion and tissues.
Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
Hugh Hefner has totally ruined blond jokes for me. Inside of every blond joke there's a Hugh Hefner joke dying to be told.
I wonder what comes out when you vomit in a brita filter
"We Bought A Zoo" looks like the weakest of the Bourne movies.
Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
it weird that we eat dead things to stay alive?
What if Tupac is alive and we are all holograms?
"It's not you, it's me" - me, explaining "awesome"
My buddy just told me that I jump every time my girlfriend says jump. That's just stupid, I'm white and everyone knows white men can't jump.
Hey people in cavilers, you have a 4 cylinder! I have an 8, stop trying to race me.....
Ladies: Don't ever cry when it's over, be grateful that you dodged that bullet and laugh at what the next b!tch has to put up with.
farting in a plastic bag and selling it to kids 