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A fireman runs into a classroom holding a screwdriver and yells: "Quick, everyone get out. This is not a drill!" 
Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money.
Due to all that's happened so far this year, I have no choice but to deduct 2 stars from my original TripAdvisor review of Earth.
Betcha Slick Willie Brown has Kamala nude pics on cell phone
wondering...DO SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN?
says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
have a new theory! If you ran around a tree at 270,000 miles per hour you could actually "f**k yourself". Same theory would apply if we re-elected Obama again.
Don't religious people have the same said "blog" where they can be stupid without boring the rest of US? How "Christian" to talk crap about others...religious people are some of the BIGGEST hypocrites and most judgmental people I know of.
coming to theater near you.
We are slaves to the NRA....take a moment today and remember Newtown's victims.....
changing the name of my ipod to "The Titanic" so when I plug it into my computer it will say "The Titanic is syncing."
a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
If only we cared for African humans as much as we cared for African lions.
mad because the government stole my Weapon of Mass Destruction
King Obama is not incompetent, he's brilliant. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to creat systemic failure, economic crises and social choas. There by destroying capitalism and our country from with in!!!! Pure and simple...
hates being bi-polar. It's awesome.
If I hear one more person saying the worlds going to end because of the Japan Earthquake...I'm going to pray from this day forward that God punches you in the face for your stupidity!!!!
my husband said he wanted me to tease him, so I said "Alright, fatty." I guess that's not what he meant. :(
life is like the Mets I just can't win 