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Someone please inform the meatball below that those numbers aren't factoring in population differences and percentages. 
"Good people don't go into goverment." D.J.T.
I hope all you Heat fans are enjoying this
weather! This is what you wanted.
If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We've been waiting for this all our lives!
I think one of the sweetest sounds in the whole world is the sound of a baby's laughter. Unless its three in the morning. And you don't even have a baby.
Body of a man discovered in blue, curbside recycling bin in South Boston.... Police say body should've been placed in green, curbside bin.
To the world you may be one person but to me you are an ass-hole.
There's nothing to fear but fear itself. And single men who own cats!
Relationships are all about finding someone that hates your parents as much as you do.
If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.
This bourbon needs more cocaine
Getting married has nothing to do with the wedding.
Where is a factory that makes bath salts? Someone should start it on fire and kick start the zombie apocalypse.
I would love to agree with you, but there is no point in both of us being wrong.
I've learned something. The bigger the girl, the bigger the att!tude.
This show on CNN is just a remake of "The Fugitive" without Harrison Ford.
Who invented hugs? I mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are you doin, why are you holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
i think the secret of walking on water is knowing where the stones are.
It wasn’t until I tasted the chewy monkey bits through the chocolate & peanut butter,, that I realized I accidentally bought Rhesus Pieces.
Got hit by a pitch at the batting cage today so I charged the machine. 