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You know what would really be epic? If people would stop using the work epic when describing things that actually aren't. 
So that means when its 2013 next year, the century will be a teenager and not talk to us, and will know everything
Aahhh, 2012 is here. This year, I will try to look on the bright side of things, to see the positive in all situations, to see my RED SOLO CUP half full :)
Ladies; Take care of your eyes, they're the only balls you have.
"I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food."
I can just imagine a conversation between Mike Jones and an owl...
Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late.
My Favorite color is Booze!!
Feels like I spooned an aggressive hedgehog last night.
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.
My dream pet would be a mermaid.
Horse d'oeuvres anyone?
Some people are born mature, and some need it thrust upon them. Tehehe... thrust.
suing Trojan...It didn't blow my hair back!!!
I just set off the airport metal detector with my abs of steel.
It's Ok to kiss a fool, it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you
"I used to love her, but I had to kill her" ~~ Guns & Roses celebrating Valentines alone, probably....
It's Valentine's day. Tell us about how lonely you are, we all care so much!
going to the bar horny is like going grocery shopping on an empty stomach, you always come home with more than you needed
My house looks like a tornado sat around on Facebook all day. 