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Nicholas Cage is the Nickleback of actors. 
Bacon is bacon; eggs is eggs; dont let them boys between your legs; they'll say your cute; they'll say your fine; 9 months later they'll say it ain't mine.
"We Found Love in a Swollen Face" by Rihanna ft. Chris Brown
Carrie Fisher had information to get Hillary arrested. But just in case Hillary's people got to her, she passed along the info to her mom.
"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Casey Anthony just landed a new job as Obama's new abortion czar.
N.A.S.A. found water on Mars. Good thing they didn't find oil otherwise Mars might become the first terrorist planet.
So you can get up early to go shopping on Black Friday but you can't get up early on Sunday to go to church.
thinks it would really help Jennifer Anniston's career if she would star in a few romantic comedies.
***WARNING*** The National Weather Service has issued a Falling Bird Warning for Chicago on Sunday. Falling Seahawks could be heavy at times especially around the Soldier Field area. Heavy accumulation is likely!
would like to thanks Canada for helping the U.S. with the war in Iraq, by sending BOTH of their airplanes over to help!!
There is no logical reason why summer shorts should cost the same as long pants.
Praise be unto Jesus,, owned so epically on the Cross so that we may not be similarly Owned & who on the 3rd day turned Epic Fail to epic Win
Coffee so black it drop out of high school
Q:why are black folks mad at God A: you would be too if he put p*bic hair on top of your head.
You call them "bullies." I call them "crusaders against childhood obesity."
seriously, Obama. Quit tweeting about the damn fiscal cliff and fix it already...
confused by all the people I've seen today complaining about of all things FACEBOOK...if this is your biggest problem today I'm sure thousands of soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan would gladly take your problem over what they're dealing with.
Hamas is not what it used to be. You can see they don't have the money anymore. Instead of 70 virgins, martyrs now get a gift certificate to Olive Garden. 