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If your going to ask a girl out, make sure you know you'll treat her right. I see some guys treat their Girls like garbage. It's a disgrace. Have some respect! 
really thinks you should get help
So, if a President (any, not just BO) can travel the US campaigning nonstop for weeks on end, how damn hard can the job be??
Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday
Faith by definition is: "Believing in things without evidence", but personally I don't do that..... because I'm not an idiot.
Some people wonder what the meaning of life is. Some people wonder if we're alone in the universe. Me? I'm just sitting here wondering whose job it is to grease the bearings on the Price is Right wheel...
A woman's work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less?
dont trust anything that can bleed for five days and doesnt die...just sayin
I can't believe people these days. I was at church and the lady next to me lit a cigarette.....I damn near spilled my beer!
FACEBOOK: Where dramatic people post about "drama" thus creating more of it.
I was going to tell you a joke about covid 19 but 99% of you won’t get it......
how many schools are going to get shot up before we as parents decide to start arming our teachers!
When I was a kid I wrote to Santa Clause to "please send me a baby brother",,,,,,Santa wrote back "send me your mother"!
I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Texts and check Facebookk."
OMN - (Oh My Nothing) Atheist text acronym
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory.. I don't remember what I chose.
Dont you just love X-mas time. Its the only legal stalking month. You know what I mean.. Someone pops out of the mall..you follow them and a nice slow stalking speed..Waiting ..Then you know its time to attack..Got the parking stall. Mission accomplished!
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
There 10 types of people in the world, the ones who understand Binary and ones who don't
thinks more people would take Sara Palin seriously if she lowered the tonal quality of her voice. Ow, my freakin' ears!! 