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Men who shave their arms, legs and/or chest probably shave their v@ginas as well. 
''If he doesn't hit you, he doesn't love you.'' - Rihanna
ghetto word of the day dictate ......that hoe say my dictate good
Here's a thought. Let's get up a petition to have CNN classifed as a Hate Group.
When asked what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours."
Wonders why eleven isn't just onety-one...
will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch
the United states just became worse
A Democrat was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She said 'go ahead ask me, I know'em all.' Her friend said "ok what's the capital of Wisconsin?' She said 'Oh that's an easy one....it's "W"
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
BBC NEWS: Five year investigation ends. Vatican accused of laundering money. What is this world coming to? Next thing you know, you will be telling me they molest little boys too! *
Cops got new drunk driving tests. There’s one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Nancy pelosi & ask you, ‘Is she attractive?’
I'd like to drink less alcohol but I don't want to murder my family with a hammer.
Reminder: National Atheist's Day April 1st.......
Turtles are the easiest animals to pee on.
- I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
I miss high school...only there could you hear at ten in the morning...Bro afta shave on my balls was the worst idea ever
I'd be more willing to cuddle with my Wife after sex if she'd be more willing to high-five after sex.
You can't say your girlfriend is a multi-tasker but she likes gangbangs!
Reason #428 why other countries hate the US. We act like our civil rights have been violated when a waiter says, “We don’t have Coke, will Pepsi do?” 