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I believe snakes would hate humans a lot less if they knew the world's first mobile game is dedicated to them 
None of us really knows anything about Stormy Daniels other than her first pet's name was Stormy & she grew up on Daniels street.
Men at 20 play football, at 40 tennis, at 60 golf. Notice as they get older their balls get smaller.
Fun fact: If you cut off all the hair on your body and laid it end to end...You'd be some kind of weirdo.
It is true, welfare checks are now 1/8 an inch bigger.
a bisexual a person who pays for sex?
Fought a guy in a wheelchair. He said I'll get you when I get to heaven and get my legs back. I said, it's a Stairway to Heaven, not a ramp
U failed Physics chemistry in High school and now you have the guts to comment with 'K' on my posts.What exactly do you know about *Potassium*....?
Just got back from Australia and realized I forgot to change the setting on my camera and now all my pictures are upside down.
Friend just told me he installed his own hot water heater and I am envious. All this time I missed out on getting my hot water even hotter.
My heart goes out to families of those who lost their lives at the Travis Scott concert. It must be terrible to find out that your kids were into rap music.
My wife clips coupons to help save us money. She keeps them in her $300 Coach purse.
The only double penetrating I’ll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee.
I want to play a video game but there's no channel 3 on my computer. That's how old I am.
I sure have purchased an inordinate amount of ringtones, for someone who keeps their phone on Silent.
What idiot called him Frosty the Snowman and not Bill Brrrr?
I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there’s no point in bothering with hash browns then.
Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist’s window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.
To All Those Who Received a Book from Me as a Christmas Present....They are Due Back at the Library Today
Men pick their favorite sports team when they are like 11 and let it make them upset for the rest of their life. 