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Considering they got in a car and floated off into the sky I'd really like to know where Danny and Sandy went off to.... 
I have NO idea who James Corden is, but I would'nt drive with him.
Wondering if Quentin Tarantino is directing 2016?!?!
Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers.
Perhaps it's best that Jack went crazy in The Shining because if he took that book to a publisher, boy that would've been embarrassing.
Are we scraping you off the floor or the ceiling today?
Playing dice with squirrels in parks is strictly prohibited.
We can’t correct your catastrophic ignorance of The Rockford Files in one sitting. Let’s schedule another session.
I'm not judgemental until you call Led Zeppelin old.
Rarely do I go a full day without attempting a Russian accent.
Remember yesterday was September.... So,, Only three more months of summer
Sometimes Jesus counts unlimited breadsticks, as one of His miracles.
Trapped at work with nothing to do and no internet/bad phone reception. Realizing how boring my own thoughts are.
Why can't journeys ever be fraught with pizza?
Who needs facts? That's what opinions are for. New political slogan....
If we don't build a wall on our northern border, they'll soon be maple syrup and Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.
When a couple breaks up, the girl always thinks the guy blew it while the guy is glad he’s away from that psycho b*tch.
Happy Teacher's day to all our Wives, we may have not heard so many lectures before, Thank You
Sad people are fun to hang out with. They always have snacks around.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 