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I would love to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass 
I make ME laugh!!
Everyone hit this Jeffry it will calm you down
It amazes me how most politicians havent contracted some type of STD from all the people they have screwed during their tenure. Figuratively and literally.
not for everyone results may vary. Side effects may include splitting side, spastic outbursts, spewing drinks out your nose and extreme awesomeness. Not recommended for people with heart problems or expecting mothers..
Some watch football for the game. Some watch it so the commercials will let them know what questions to ask their doctor.
If you continue to argue with someone moments after you realized they are retarded, makes you a retard too.
just shaved my facebook
you can t make sense out of nonsense!
I'm so starved for entertainment I'm thinking about putting a rubber band around my own kitchen sink sprayer....
looking for CHANGE? Vote Zuckerberg for president!
I do not like this Sam I Am. I do not like this Facebook scam. I do not like the new news feed. I do not like it, no indeed. I do not like your top news trends, instead of recent news from friends. It was just fine, but now it's weird, so let me make myse
A wife is somebody who won't tell you what to do but will get mad when you don't do what she wanted you to do.
Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning, just like beer and bacon...
You know what I really hate? When I miss someones call by a few minutes and when I call back they don't answer
silence produce the best answer to a stupid question..
some people walk into you life and leave footprints on your heart, others make you want to leave footprints on their faces.
When I turn 69...(please feel free to finish this one)
I am currently taking donations to help keep Facebook free. Your donation will go to my legal team which will do everything in their power to ensure we don't way pay anything in the future. I am also looking at getting one of those TVs with the internet h
There's a difference between "wanting" and "needing" something. 