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   messageicon heard some folks trying to change the name of Killer Whale to something less threatening. Sea World, Killer Whale was quoted as saying, "I'm back baby!"
←Rate | 02-27-2010 08:42 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon ☂ *~Everyone wants to be happy , Nobody wants to be in pain... But you can't have a rainbow without any rain~* ☂
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon has a thing going with X's wife. Wait... all this third person stuff has X and me confused!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:29 by Tim Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Bachelor= The downfall of reality tv. OR was it Ellen taking Paula Abdul's place, OR is it the fact that Howerd Stern may be taking Sinon Cowell's place next season.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon joining Hokey Pokey Annonymous.....to turn myself around.
←Rate | 03-03-2010 11:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon muliple personality disorder and schizophrenia. No we don't.....WHO SAID THAT?!!!
←Rate | 03-04-2010 17:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Income tax-time is when you test your powers of deduction.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 21:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fending off spidermonkeys with a stick
←Rate | 03-04-2010 23:58 by Xtravagent Comments (0)  


   messageicon as anxious as a biker in front of a Toyota
←Rate | 03-07-2010 13:25 by Dane Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her personal problems can only be solved using high explosives.
←Rate | 03-07-2010 22:27 by Juliete Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your girlfriend should get an Oscar for all that acting she does in the bedroom.
←Rate | 03-08-2010 20:10 by TweegyBlink Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee.... I don't like coffee
←Rate | 03-10-2010 08:12 by Armous Comments (0)  


   messageicon his boss must think he's very motivational as he told me that everyone says they have to work twice as hard whenever I'm around.
←Rate | 03-13-2010 08:53 by GaryB Comments (1)  


   messageicon I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face
←Rate | 03-15-2010 15:32 by MG Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not surprisingly, slow-cooked Leprechauns taste just like corned beef!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 16:06 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable
←Rate | 03-18-2010 15:37 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows he just got screwed but can`t remember where and how...??
←Rate | 03-19-2010 22:10 by DASH Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to farmville sydrome and turn you into a annoying tool
←Rate | 03-21-2010 17:21 by W Comments (2)  


   messageicon wonders if retail stores in Afghanistan have a hard time taking inventory because of the tally ban.
←Rate | 03-24-2010 10:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that this is finally some "change" we can believe in............failing!
←Rate | 03-25-2010 16:19 by auddle Comments (0)  



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