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I just don't see how a two peckered billy goat can be that productive...jus' sayin' 
You know times are tough when you receive a friend request on facebook from Tom Anderson (MySpace). I guess he is one of the 47% that got fired from MySpace!
Jordan says, "I'm devastated, Alex has left a gaping hole in my life." Come off it Katie that's been there since your early teens!
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams.
Can't believe Obama's speech cut into Modern Family... Put him on PBS where no one cares!
The object on your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming zombie apocalypse..... What is it?????
Money doesnt buy happiness it buys crazy a$$ happiness
real eyes realize real lies
If everyday were payday, my wife would be such a nicer person.
mom always said that I could be anything I wanted to be…dad always said mom's a dumbass…should have listened to dad… :/
I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.
It's FRIDAY!!! CARPE SCROTUM . . . seize the day by the balls!!!
Facebook: making stalkers life easier since 2004
just had an Epiphany...or whatever her name was....
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
I really don't give a flying fig WHO is in the Super Bowl. I just want to know who's hosting the party.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I don't take anything you say seriously. You're just an idiot who has internet access.
Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
wonders if balloon boy's parents are kicking themselves for not crashing the White House party instead? 