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   messageicon The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening."
←Rate | 06-15-2010 10:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looks like I wont be updating my status anytime soon..
←Rate | 06-15-2010 13:49 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't seem to finish anything that he sta
←Rate | 06-16-2010 09:59 by Douglas Comments (0)  


   messageicon My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply]
←Rate | 06-16-2010 11:29 by Shashant Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine...
←Rate | 06-16-2010 19:12 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Sugar Daddies get anything for Father's Day?
←Rate | 06-21-2010 00:13 by COREY Comments (1)  


   messageicon I went to have Botox, the surgeon said to me "That's $8000 dollars please" I couldn't even looked shocked.
←Rate | 06-21-2010 15:52 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I want is a comfy bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
←Rate | 06-21-2010 17:44 by Phire Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Englishman walks into a bar. The American knocks him out, takes his girlfriend, and lives happily ever after. The end.
←Rate | 06-21-2010 21:07 by Demon Comments (14)  


   messageicon Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will all think your on drugs!!
←Rate | 06-22-2010 20:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I learned two valuable lessons today: 1. 2. Write down valuable lessons before you smoke weed.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 21:33 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm buying 100 Gyro-bowls for Christmas. I'm tired of spilling my vodka when I stumble out of the bathroom. who wants one?
←Rate | 12-11-2010 03:09 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thing guys want most for Christmas: A portrait of themselves in a karate outfit, leaning against a sweet Trans Am.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 13:32 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Eh....I'll wait for the next one." - Procrastinating Lifeguard
←Rate | 12-11-2010 17:13 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when I was young and couldn't wait to grow up so I could do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted... Ask me how's that working' out?(OK,hun. I won't forget the trashman comes to tomorrow.) Gotta go Facebook my chores aren't done yet..
←Rate | 12-13-2010 23:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to take a Wikileak
←Rate | 12-16-2010 01:32 by Timoteo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right now I feel like that one fry that somehow ends up in the onion rings.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 13:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting in the Holiday spirit, just put Mistletoe in my wallet.
←Rate | 12-16-2010 19:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels like an Atari 2600 in a Playstation 3 world.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When picking out a name for your kid make sure it's something you won't mind saying a BILLION times.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 18:55 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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