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A dream... but he's gonna stay smart and not make a big deal out of it 
No one should die because they drank too much beer, and no one should go broke because they bought too much beer. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."
that with all the advances in technology and science, you'd think Pez would have made an easier to fill dispenser already
"What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?"
If you ever wanna know the truth about something ask a kid or a drunk...or me after about 10 tonite.
wondering what would Scooby...do!
Why does the Postal Service advertise? I mean, really, who hasn't heard about the Postal Service yet?
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music... think about it.
My Facebook message can beat up yours!
did it all for the Nookie.
Went swimming.. right after eating a tuna fish-sandwich
Drank milk that expired yesterday
successfully downloaded 8 days worth of music on my iPod.
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need all the advice.
I don't think i'm better than anyone! I just don't think anyone is better than ME ;^)
thinking some mistakes are too fun to only do once
's charm is more contageous than swine flu !
Rep. Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, and Kanye West should be casted in the next season of VH1's Charm School...
draws him in with a hypnotic glance, rips off his shirt, throws him up against the wall, presses her body against his & whispers in his ear... GOT CHOCOLATE? 