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I've seen better looking bodies at a junkyard. 
not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for meddling those kids
says too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
Can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes.
Everything you'll never be.
believes days off are a mixture of relief you aint there and annoyed you have to go back
trying to fill in the blank........
thinks that Lightning is just God taking pictures of us
Booting error, no keyboard detected: press F1 to continue, press F2 to abort. WTF?????
anyone who says it's as easy as taking candy from a baby, has never tried taking candy from a baby!
doesn't drink anymore. He doesn't drink any less either...
forget peace give squirels a chance
throwing away his rollover minutes because they're a month old.
In certain circumstances, I happen to see A LOT wrong with a little bump and grind.
just read an article on the internet about the consequences of heavy drinking-- not gonna lie it scared the crap outta X.. So X decided that after today.. X is going to stop reading.
will stop procrastinating next week
asked 5 girls out on a date and 6 rejected him (the 6th one was passing by and told him "Don't even think about asking me out")! *sigh*
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
finds it amusing when SUV drivers weave around to avoid potholes. 