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truly have been blessed with more stupidity than I deserve I really should share it with the less fortunate smart people. 
will do it for a caravan.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
doesn't need to exercise...I get enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle!
thinks if he were a fighter pilot, his call sign would have to be "Hot Wings".
a long awaited time has come, today is the day am not waiting anymore.
Seein' right through you like you're bathing in Windex
$20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you homie.
noticed your mother has been calling me a lot, wondering whats that about?
weaving a blanket from bellybutton fluff...where does this stuff come from?
drunk dialing but luckily my mom stopped me. Thanks MADD (motha's against drunk dialing)
wondering whats so great about "bees knees"
Foolish man give woman Grand Piano, wise man give woman Upright Organ..
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity."
Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is a permanent attitude."
Age is not important unless you're a cheese or Wine.
when I die I want to be thrown out of an aeroplane wearing a superman costume
wonders how wrinkles and pimples can live in such sweet harmony on one persons face.
looks good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone, come see how good I look!
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together? 