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unless your my thong, don't be up my arse! 
a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play'n his music in the sun
thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costco, or if she really had it coming
brought a wind machine to the DMV so I could get the perfect license pic! (This is Hollywood afterall).
redefining the art of procrastinating by....(oh let's wait, I'll tell you later).
Ooo My God! Did you know Michael Jackson is dead!
going to see whats on the good side to life
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
Annoyed by something a billion times smaller then her.....a fly
polling as many bears as he can to find out if they really crap in the woods, or if they go by a tree like in the charmin commecials!!!
taking a vacation from facebook for a week, I'll be in youtube visiting friends and family. Ciao Ciao
converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...
Hey Baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your Facebook
Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.
on safari lookin at lions. I was on firefox lookin at porn.
THE BIG Issue would sell a lot more copies if they made their vendors smarten up a bit. Most of them look like tramps.
invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
busy playing fetch with his Chia pet
knows, and knowing is half the battle. 