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thinks experience is what you get whenever . . . you don't get what you want 
a secret agent...oh crap.
would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
doesn't drink at the fountain of knowledge. He/She just gargles.
swayed by the way you think
Crowded Elevators always smell different to midgets....
looking for a lover, no, not you, you, over there, with the big....
Man, Life in the fallen World ain't easy, Trials, hardships. Whats my comforts supposed to be? Is it that there might be a better day? I don't know I will just Cry to the Lord
Man, somedays I just miss Del Taco
if your bored and you know it READ MY STATUS!!
a big______________. (you decide)......p.s. please no ex- girlfriends reply!
Dear Auntie Em, I hate you, I hate Kansas. I'm taking the dog. Dorothy...
thinking of going to veterinary school and learning taxidermy. His business motto will be "No matter what happens you get your dog back"
BoycottingTheSpacebar.
filing another notch in the palace of shame
wants to remind everyone that tomorrow at 5 minutes and 6 seconds past 4 the time and date will be 4:05:06 07/08/09.
wonders, If walking is supposed to be so good for you, why does my mailman look like Jabba The Hut? I'm just sayin'!
thinking his Leggo My Eggo Defense" will not hold up in a court of law.
going to be bulletproof next time
on the top of the world, looking down on creation... 