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not a player...he is just good at playing 
:: What doesn't kill you... will probably hurt like hell though :P
doesn't need your attitude...he's got one of his own!
just wrote a paper about procrastination, it's called...
had a blind date last night, she got lost.
After I Just Dance with Lady Gaga I'm gunna Poker Face with My Disco Stick
wants to rock you but you can only roll.
sleepwalks every night...every morning he wakes up...he is in someone else's bed!
just trying to be a better webmaster. My name is Url.
Going To THe Moon BRB
the reason Oprah is fat...
someone needs to tell PETA that the White House is a "NO FLY ZONE".
GIve a man a fish & he'll feed himself for a day. Give him a fishing rod & he'll snap it for fire wood. Or trade it for a fish...
told today that my problem is that I just want my cake and eat it..... Yes. Yes I do. Afterall what good is a god damn cake you can't eat.
hunting terrorists with jack bauer be back in 24 hours
if I had a coin for every time I said ''i'm depressed I probably would've afforded my own shrink!!!!!
most confusing day in a black kids life? fathers day
Spongbob for Prime Minister
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
let his brother borrow a tenner a couple of weeks back. Turns out I'm now Britain's third biggest lender 