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   messageicon rare, like mr. clean with hair
←Rate | 05-14-2009 13:34 by Amelia | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon never killed a man that didn't need killing.
←Rate | 05-16-2009 23:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon running around robbing banks all wacked on the scooby snacks..!!
←Rate | 05-17-2009 21:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching the news and cannot figure out what the big deal is with Gay marriages & Gay Weddings. Flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge. Aren't all weddings Gay?
←Rate | 05-18-2009 22:09 by Vybe | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"
←Rate | 05-19-2009 08:20 by Dragon-king | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon jumped off the building so he can fly. Now if I could jus grow some wings
←Rate | 05-19-2009 22:10 by Reg | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Viagra has instructions, keep away from children - what kind of man do you think I am?
←Rate | 05-19-2009 22:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon M.I.L.F. Man, I Love Funyuns!
←Rate | 05-19-2009 22:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon kissed a girl, and he liked it...and blames Katy Perry for his imprisonment. She didn't say anything about asking permission.
←Rate | 05-20-2009 14:52 by Pissed Off Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting his creative thoughts to use in report writing, how about this one... X has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools
←Rate | 05-23-2009 00:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon still report writing... X Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
←Rate | 05-23-2009 00:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is always time for everything we want to do in life.
←Rate | 05-25-2009 15:06 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are like butterfly; they land on your hand if you open it for them. they fly away if you chase them.
←Rate | 05-25-2009 21:28 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon slept with the extended network
←Rate | 05-26-2009 00:59 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a failed perfectionist
←Rate | 05-27-2009 18:20 by Dilleyboy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 05:34 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a victim of LOL'ism
←Rate | 06-01-2009 08:41 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone
←Rate | 06-02-2009 15:08 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
←Rate | 06-03-2009 08:48 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...
←Rate | 06-06-2009 05:43 by irlshamrock | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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