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rare, like mr. clean with hair 
never killed a man that didn't need killing.
running around robbing banks all wacked on the scooby snacks..!!
watching the news and cannot figure out what the big deal is with Gay marriages & Gay Weddings. Flowers, classical music, people dancing to the Village People and Sister Sledge. Aren't all weddings Gay?
thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"
jumped off the building so he can fly. Now if I could jus grow some wings
Viagra has instructions, keep away from children - what kind of man do you think I am?
M.I.L.F. Man, I Love Funyuns!
kissed a girl, and he liked it...and blames Katy Perry for his imprisonment. She didn't say anything about asking permission.
putting his creative thoughts to use in report writing, how about this one... X has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools
still report writing... X Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
There is always time for everything we want to do in life.
Girls are like butterfly; they land on your hand if you open it for them. they fly away if you chase them.
slept with the extended network
a failed perfectionist
going to stab you in the neck next time you post quiz results!
a victim of LOL'ism
thinking she wants me.....................to leave her the hell alone
had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"
just got his new Dale Jr. GPS... in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left...in a quarter mile, take a left... 