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n't the problem with political jokes the fact that they keep getting re-elected? ( 
I hope South Pole doesn't respond to increased North Pole activity with military exercises. Everybody settle down.
I'm not a doctor, I just play one on the internet
Throw a surprise party for your town psychic and destroy his reputation
People who buy secondhand phones off amazon and eBay don’t realize they’re interacting with a lot of genitalia bacteria.
This hood rat on Maury found out dude wasnt the Father, she ran so far backstage when I turned the Channel she was on 106 & Park!
I told my hillbilly neighbor over and over, "You CAN'T go on someone's facebook page who lives in another country and type 'Dang foreigner!' in the comment box!"
Ya know... statisically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy...
Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army. Then you realize how many times you died...
Ham and Eggs:: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
The side effects of the new medicine I'm on include nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea,,, repeating things four times & difficulty adding.
If my balls get any sweatier, they'll start wearing a poncho and speaking Spanish
I married my wife for her looks........just not the ones she's been giving me lately!
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others." - The phrase that started Facebook
Man I sure hope these Brazilian volleyball chicks make out to celebrate their win.
I perform my best sexually at gunpoint.
Was it wrong to wear a "I love happy endings" t-shirt to massage envy?
The person who truly sees will marvel at everyday things.
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
Tell her you'd die without her. Woman love to think you'd die without them. 