Trump Filter: ON | OFF
Search Messages:
Never eat a cucumber out of a single girl's refrigerator. That's all. 
I am in competition with no one. I run my own race. I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone, in any way, shape, or form. I just aim to improve, to be better than I was before. That’s me and I’m free.
Mexico is paying for the wall in the form of tarriffs on goods imported from there.
America won't be truly great again until we eradicate anyone who willingly orders coleslaw as a side
In California, ever day is now 420
Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
Gray hair is God's Graffiti.... Then the Big Guy's been scribbling all over my melon like a newbie gang initiate.
SHOPPERS: Bored with writing lists for that weekly shop? Simply find discarded lists in trolleys/baskets, and use them! Its spiced up my life.....
thinks the best part about his job is that her chair spins!
The key to friendship is to accept the other person's faults. You'll understand this should I ever develop any.
I am pretty sure it was more then just water Jack and Jill fetched from the hill, because people just don't come tumbling down for no reason and why was Jack wearing a crown I mean come on there is more to this story people.
Next time you pull up to a BP station, say, "I'll have whatever the pelicans are having."
Took me over an hour to calm my dog down yesterday. He was convinced that the newly installed parking meters in town were pay toilets.
I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..
If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!
once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
This week the California gay marriage ban Proposition 8 was struck down the same day as the new 2011 IKEA catalog was unveiled. Coincidence?
Being out of 3G range is like traveling back to an older, friendlier America. Cornfields and songbirds. Churches and farm stands. Also, meth.
When I have kids I hope that they are grateful and can appreciate the value of a dollar... not always requesting designer clothes, the best and newest toys and video games, and non-generic food. In other words, I hope they are nothing like me. 