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Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation. 
You know in China, they just call it Food.
"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar." So? You can catch even more with manure. What's your point?
Just got this text message, not sure if it's a prank:"Congratulations! You have won £250 of shopping vouchers or a night at an Elvis Presley tribute act. To claim your prize, press 1 for the money, 2 for the show..."
I once knew a group of friends, Ross, Joey, Chandler, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe but they're not there for me anymore.
I keep a frisbee in my truck just in case I get attacked by Phish fans.
that outstanding moment when he/she realizes you're right and won't respond to your text.
I'm so glad the “you break it, you buy it” policy doesn't apply to hymens.
This is the real me. Full of problems. Full of love. Full of lost. Full of hurt. Full of life. Full of hope. Full of happiness. Most of all.....Full of friends.
People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Its so hot squirrels are pouring Gatorade on their nuts
No, mom. Being on twitter, facebook and youtube all at the same time is NOT called "doing nothing". It's called multitasking
yes winter is here .....let the relationships begin!!!
I failed my drivers test, they asked what should I do when I see a red light & I said, check my BBM
"Won't you put your package in my male slot?" - Is how I hit on my mailman.
I listen better to people when they make sense... or better yet... Dollars...
Billionaire Chaleo Yoovidhya, the co-founder of energy drink Red Bull and the second richest man in Thailand, died....Looks like he finally got his wings.
when I grew up, Tebows pose was called...The Thinker
Bought my kid a giant backpack painted like a turtle shell, it even comes with a hoodie in case they feel shy
I have just hired 2 private investigators to follow each other Let the games begin. 