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Just put a down payment on my yellow submarine. 
an aphrodisiac!
"As I said before,I never repeat myself"
war doesnt determin who is right... its who is left.
Wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way
putting "in bed" after all his friends facebook statuses.
drink up! And happy birthday to somebody somewhere.
In general, girls don't like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.
stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
The TSA, groping and handling more packages than USPS since 2001!
SKY news: 'parachute team die in plane crash'. Couldn't they just have jumped out?
Conserve energy, How would you feel if someone turned YOU on and then left?
I'm convinced that dogs lick their own balls just to make me jealous.
i used to believe in Faith and Destiny, then I found out they were strippers
made in heaven
According to Twilight, it cool to chase 17 year-old tail but only if you're 110 years old.
Home is where I want to be. The only place that feels like me. World outside just melts away. Relax unwind wrap up the day. Where I spend the night and start the day.
It is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." I'm talking to you Twi-hards & Beliebers.
Let's just call the iPhone what it really is: The Toilet Book Pro
If love is blind, and hate is deaf, you would think stupid would be mute and yet she just keeps on talking... 