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This liquor store needs a dollar menu. 
I think for next season's "Survivor" they should take 16 congressmen and make them get jobs in the private sector.
I don't understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I'm always ready for bed.
The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed.
Sherman...eat a snickers
It was Judy Garland who went Over the Rainbow you a$$hat!
Kanye West is said to be recovering well in hospital after an 8 hour operation to remove his head from his ass.
With so many things coming back in style, I can't wait till loyalty and morals become the new trend again.
.... I've decided some changes need to be made to the US Constitution .... Like ... Dusting it off and putting it to use like it was intended to be.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down.
Dear Mariah: It's not as easy as it looks. -Milli Vanilli
I have good taste, I just don't have the money to prove it.
Muffins – for people who don’t have the guts to order cake for breakfast.
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
It's probably called almond milk because nut juice doesn't sound as enticing..
Harvey Weinstein is a woman hating jerk. I hope he never makes another dime again.
Elizabeth and Bernie have both been in Washington for like 50 years so why haven't they fixed the tax codes yet?
The Stanley Cup finals will feature a team that represents a morally bankrupt city, that is built on corruption, greed and deceit, against the Las Vegas Golden Knights.
I saw two guys wearing matching outfits. I asked if they were g@y? They arrested me.
The only president who didn't blame the previous administration for all his troubles was George Washington. 