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I tried ginko biloba pills for better memory, but I can't remember to take the pills. 
I wonder what that commercial with the corndog slapping the guy in the face would be like with the "Benny Hill" theme song played over it?.........
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have also bought jewelry.
Has never seen ONE person look cool while waving at the camera in the background of a live news report.... especially on College GAMEDAY.
Listening to streaming radio with the news muted on TV. The Bengals song "Walk Like an Egyptian" came on right in the middle of a live shot of the Egyptian unrest. Long story short- I just had a Keanu Reeves "Whoa" moment.
Once saw a man in the back who said 'Everyone Attack', but it didn't turn into a ballroom blitz.
playing around with the google doodle/logo :p
if you have certain names that are impossible to spell or pronounce, please be aware that your parents hated you.
Even after watching the interview tonight Charlie Manson was thinking "This boy has lost his mind!"
My mom will never let me get a tiger blood snowcone ever again...that Charlie Sheen.
Its not that I am rude or anything, but what do you expect when you ask me dumbass questions?
pimpin hoes doesn't mean you have game, just means your own kind recognize you
Sinners can undoubtedly be reformed, but stupid, stupid is forever.
thinking...throughout history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....
if you have to ask how much that drink is, you probably shouldn't be drinking it
I know I'm weird. I accept that.
Do me a favour; make up your mind, before you mess with mine.
You know your in the south when you can get your fried chicken and gas at the same store...
Why thank you for the nausea Halitosis Man!... Hopefully you'll be around to save me with your super powered sh!t breath if I ever accidentally swallow poison.
adjusting your boxers does not constitute playing with yourself. 