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How did I get out of Iraq? Iran. (-; 
How can you compare the protestors to slaves?!? slaves were born into a hopeless life, but with hard work and accepting the fact that its not somebody elses job to provide for you. You can become anything!
I can tell my girlfriend's Japanese because her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them.
I guess Monica Lewinsky is trying to sell herself as some sort of crusader against cyber bullying. I'm glad she found a new calling, she blew her chances at a political career!
Breaking News! You can "QUIETLY" be an Atheist and leave people who believe in something more substantial, believable, reasonable, realistic and is NOT a mere product of mental invention......Learn to stay in your lane dummies.
I went to a Gay picnic once , the music was good , decorations were just lovely . The Beer was cold , hamburgers were just delicious but the hot dogs tasted like crap .
I taught my dog to beg today. He came back with £12.75.
Oh snap, I just dropped my cocaine in the snow. I'll never find it now.
finally found out your password, dont bother changing it, I already did!
if women ruled the world there would be no wars. just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
True,you do sign up knowing you could die as a Seal. But,when Hillary signed up to do her job she failed and covered it up with lies
what is usualy said to a black man in a 3 piece suit? will the defendant please rise"
The national debt is up 40% since Inauguration Day. Unemployment is up 1.2%. We're not only still fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan; we're now engaged with Libya. Gas prices are approaching $4.00/gal, and we're halfway through the fiscal year and sti
....officer plz don't shoot me. I'm white and won't make the news.
The lady seated next to me on the plane started to freak when she realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets
I went out to a "Soul Food" restaurant for dinner last night. My waiter was African-American and put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now..........Wait, oh sorry, that's not my waiter
Ice Bank Mice Elf, say it out loud.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. So if you see him without an erection... make him a sandwich!
I mustache you a question. Nevermind, I'll shave it for later
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely. 