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Whoever this guy with TDS is, it's hysterical that he's perpetually beside himself with no one ever agreeing with him. I guess mommy and daddy let him have his way and he just can't deal with the rejection. 
The Coronavirus is like pasta. The Chinese invented it, but the Italians are spreading it all over the world.
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
tested positive for missing my homies
How long are we supposed to do this social distancing thing? My wife keeps trying to get back into the house.
For the first time since 1945, the Scripps National Spelling Bee has been cancul... cancill... cansi... called off.
Neighbor's python just swallowed my Paula Abdul CD. He's a cold hearted snake.
Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to "skip ad". You don't need to ask anymore.
If I had known the kind of people my classmates would grow up to be. I would have beaten a lot more of them up.
The bright side of a zombie apocalypse is you no longer have to keep up with the Kardashians.
I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that's a D you moron !
Every time the doorbell rings my dog will go and sit in a corner........ He' a boxer.
If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Just deserts: When a cashier hands you dollar bills back as change. Hold them up to the light like they do when you pay them.
The older I get, the less judgy I am of Norman Bates spending his life with a dead lady in a chair
Why isn't anyone at this beach lowering their sunglasses to check me out?
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
"Hi, I'm here to ruin your life" - Social media
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I wish I was a Unicorn so I could stab people with my head.
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