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According to a RAND study from June 2016,. The researchers concluded that these treatments would increase health care costs for active-duty service members by $2.4 million and $8.4 million annually, Have to make obamacare cuts somewhere. 
My uncle is the town drunk. Unfortunately, the town is Chicago.
To err is hunam!!
My wife now has a broken nose and a black eye because wouldn't listen to me. I said "Honey! Look out for that lamp post!"
They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
I don't like making plans because then the word "Premeditated" ends up as part of the charges.
Hurricane Irma rescuers, rescues air jordans from rising flood water at a foot locker store.
BOUGHT A CAN OF WD-40 AND THE LID WAS STUCK ON TIGHT, SO I HAD TO GO BUY ANOTHER CAN OF WD-40 TO OPEN THE OTHER CAN
they say you have to go through hell to get to heaven,i wish I brought my gps with me cause I'm lost.lol
Instead of reading Hugh Hefner's obituary I'm just gonna look at the pictures.
View the world the way you would like it to be, and not as it is. It's less stressful.
Don't be sad over the things you lost. Be grateful for the things you still have. Enjoy your day. :)
It's October...Which means it's time for people to put up the Christmas decorations they took down in July.
If you ever see me running, follow me. The liquor is about to close.
I know I'm ugly and I got no right to ask but please..... Send nudes
Ya'll ever be laying with somebody and try to breathe like them and almost die?
"Dora the Explorer" only rhymes when somebody from Boston says it.
I don’t trust people who drive like a turtle and then all of a sudden find the gas pedal and weave in and out of traffic the minute you pass them up. The only impression I have of you is, you must be bipolar
I like how Reese's come with two peanut butter cups in the package. That way I can eat one now and then the other one right afterwards.
My new motto is "Get drunk or try dying!" 