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(To the theam song of Barney & Friends)...... I like beer..... You like beer..... Everone here liiiikes beer..... So lets all go to the bar...... And have a few ew ew beers. 
It’s one of those days where I just have so many questions like, How does Darth Vader poop?
The problem with society today is that no one drinks out of the skuls of their enemies anymore.
Every time I feel like saying something I shouldn't . I ask my self, what would the president do? Then I go head and say it.
.. HIJKLMNO is the chemical formula for water, right? ...... H to O
... Not all fairy tales start with "Once upon a time." Some start with "If I am elected president."
My girlfriend cured me of my constipation by telling me she thought she was pregnant.
Maybe people would be more concerned about saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were on the endangered list.
I made my wife a Caesar salad last night!
The dog was really pissed off though as it was his last tin!
using Just For Men on your mother in laws mustache at night wrong ? Asking for a friend ..
Whenever they show the crowd at Yankees stadium...every Yankees fan looks like an out of shape Paulie Malignaggi.
Just got my E-Harmony results. They match me with a computer, a chair, and a bottle of lotion.
Before I was born, I was given a choice between a big di*k, or a good memory. I don't remember what one I chose.
My company has trouble thinking outside the box. We can't agree on the size of the box, the color of the box, whether it is wood or cardboard, a suitable box vendor or how much to budget.
I never knew that tanning beds had a pumpkin spice setting.
DT once said we would get "tired of winning." Well he was half right..... we are tired.
Japan has built humanoid robots to do construction work. The robots are so human like that they have three reports of sexual harassment.
I've been busy today and may of missed it. What was DT's dumb statement of the day, today?
The best part of this Presidential Alert is... Hillary got one too!!
You say, "Not my President" but I bet your phone went off. 